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The first of these transcripts came unannounced to the e-mail address of The Free Press in November of 2002. Since that first posting, the author has written us using the name "Lee Waters." We make no definitive statement as to these articles' true origin.

WARNING: These transcripts are satire; any resemblance of any characters portrayed herein to any real persons, living or dead, is extremely unfortunate.

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Lee Waters

"SATIRE: Arnold's Three Commandments: Leaked White House Transcript (8)"
August 13, 2003

"SATIRE: 'We kicked their butts in Vietnam' Leaked White House Transcript (7)"
August 3, 2003

"SATIRE: 'I want my flight suit!' Leaked White House Transcript (6)"
May 31, 2003

"'There IS no rest of the world' Leaked White House Transcript (5)"
April 24, 2003

"SATIRE: 'Democracy is for Wimps': Leaked White House Transcript (4)"
March 6, 2003

"SATIRE: Leaked White House Transcript (3)"
February 18, 2003

"SATIRE: Leaked White House Transcript (2)"
January 14, 2003

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