Wed Feb 08 2012

The first of these transcripts came unannounced to the e-mail address of The Free Press in November of 2002. Since that first posting, the author has written us using the name "Lee Waters." We make no definitive statement as to these articles' true origin.

WARNING: These transcripts are satire; any resemblance of any characters portrayed herein to any real persons, living or dead, is extremely unfortunate.

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"SATIRE: 'Who Would Jesus Debate?' Leaked White House Transcript"
October 6, 2004

"SATIRE: 'Damn! That's sure bad luck for John Kerry!' Leaked White House Transcript"
September 13, 2004

"SATIRE: 'Why isn't David Souter Dead?' Leaked White House Transcript (12)"
May 18, 2004

"SATIRE: 'Tony Tony Tony': Leaked White House Transcript (11)"
April 4, 2004

"SATIRE: 'The things that make men men': Leaked White House Transcript (10)"
March 17, 2004

"SATIRE: 'Osama in October': Leaked White House Transcript (9)"
March 5, 2004

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