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Departments Iggy's Animal Rights Update 
I live with my daddy and mommy in a house with a backyard and nice neighbors. They have kitties and don't mind a pig. But, you should know I am ten years old and weigh about 200 pounds now and I am too big and curious and demanding to live in the house. (It's an old picture from my youth) I stay on the back porch most of the time and hang out in the backyard when it's warm or meal time. I like going outside but I must be monitored most of the time. I try to eat everything! I don't bother the flowers and stuff, I like to eat pig pellets, corn, apples and whatever my mommy cooks that doesn't turn out so good. It tastes good to me! I used to love to go on walks, but everywhere I went, lots of people scream and shout and get all excited! It's hard to keep a low profile. Since 1997 I've had a stepbrother named Winston and maybe when he gets smart enough he can have his own column too.
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